Reason # 1: Go green with dreadlocks

Why am I getting dreadlocks?  One reason to go green.  Dreads retain the hair after it's shed by the follicle, keeping it with me unless and until I cut it off.  Here's a few ways this reduces my carbon footprint:

• Reduced time sweeping up hair, which tends to draw dust together.
• Fewer dust allergens means fewer allergy medication prescriptions.
• Less hair in drain = less Drano and longer lifespan for the plumbing.
• Don't need to vacuum as often, which means less electricity and less wear-and-tear on the carpet or rug.